How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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