do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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