I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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