If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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