I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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