Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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