I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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