Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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