Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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