No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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