do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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