I love black thongs
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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