No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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