If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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