we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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