I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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