Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
We have started to decorate penises.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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