what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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