I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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