Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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