how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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