As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
