they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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