this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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