I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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