what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
