She is in my trunk
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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