I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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