you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize