Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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