So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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