their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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