your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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