it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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