ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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