im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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