We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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