My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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