what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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