But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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