I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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