My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
There are leaves in my underwear?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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