I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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