well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
