pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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