she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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