It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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