id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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