so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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