No, drunk sperm still make babies.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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