Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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