used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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