At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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